Brokeback - The Musical

Ontem eu fui ver Brokeback Mountain, achei uma das histórias de amor mais lindas que eu já vi... Mas, como não poderia deixar de ser, todo mundo anda tirando sarro do filme. Essa é uma música que o Natha Lane compôs só para brincar com o filme (o que o ócio não faz, né?!? hehehehe) Ele cantou e interpretou essa música no Tonight Show with David Letterman, se alguém quiser o vídeo é só me avisar que eu colocarei no yousendit.com. Com vocês...

BROKEBACK - THE MUSICAL

“NANATHAN:
There’s a couple of guys in the meadow
Baring the supple thighs in the meadow
Don’t ask and don’t tell, or the sheriff, or course,
Will round up those boys and hang them like a horse”

GAY COWBOY #1: “Hung like a horse?”

“NATHAN:
It’s risky to be a gay cowpoke
There’s no ‘coming out’ around here
Men never got frisky on Gunsmoke
Please keep in mind I ain’t queer”

NATHAN: (tune of “Oklahoma”)
“Broooooooke-back Mountain
Where those jolly ranchers disappeared
In the tent to sleep, after driving sheep
When the fire went out, then things got weird”

“Broooooooke-back Mountain
It’s enough to make me change my mind
Loosen my bootstraps, and drop my chaps. . .
And decide to quit while I’m behind.”

NATHAN: (tune of “New York, New York”)
“Start spreading . . . . No, I’m not even gonna go there. . .

GAY COWBOY #1 (tune of “You’re the Top)
”You’re the top . . .

NATHAN:
“You’re the chaw that I chew . . .

GAY COWBOY #2:
“You’re the top . . .

NATHAN:
“I wish I could quit you . . .
You’re a rodeo queen, in denim jeans and shirt
You’re an Indian Chief, you’re John Wayne’s briefs, you’re such a flirt,

You adorn every horse you straddle
You’re the horn on a bareback saddle
You’re a strapping hunk of man with mutton chops
And if baby, I’m the bottom, you’re the top!

NATHAN AND COWBOYS (tune of “Oklahoma”)

“So let me say, O!
My gosh I think I’m gay
I guess I’m saying,
‘I’m busting out, Brokeback MountainBrokeback Mountain,
I’m S-O-G-A-Y, so gay, Brokeback Mountain!
FABULOUS!”